Bigger Tease: Terrelle Pryor or JJ Abrams?

I pose this question only because the guys at Eleven Warriors staked claim to the more obvious, “Are you sick of hearing about Terrelle Pryor?”
Within the last 36ish hours, a relatively insignificant length of time when compared to the year’s worth of strain this young man has put on the collective conscious of Buckeye Nation, [...]